Yu Yu Hakusho Quotes
Yusuke: "Stupid troll doctor! Ugly people shouldn't be allowded to smile that much!"
Hiei: "And that was using my left arm, Kurama."
Kurama: "I'm sorry. I used my right. Next time I'll use my left to be fair."
Kuwabara: "You think I like being stuck up there with that bandagaged up weirdo?"
Yusuke: "Why not? You caould use some more friends."
Kuwabara: "Yeah, like you're the one to talk!"
Yusuke: "Have a meeting with yourself, then. You'll learn a lot."
Kuwabara: "Hey, what's that suppose to mean?!"
Yusuke to Kuwabara: "Go find a crossword puzzle or something."
(EV) Kuwabara: "Oh man. He killed his teammate over you?"
Yusuke: "UH-uh. I'm a real celebrity."
(JV) Kuwabara: "That guy was awesome--killing his own pal so calmly."
Yusuke: "Yeah. You saw that, huh?"
Kuwabara: Okay Urameshi, we're friends aren't we? Please tell me if that's Genkai!
Yusuke: Yeah. I kinda thought that too, but that;s not her voice at all!
Yusuke: Hey! Who the hell are you?
Yusuke: Who's crippled?
Kuwabara: Beats me. I don't think I am.
Yusuke: Well, now I'm worried.
Botan: I'm not out to run your life for you, completely at least.
Botan: Inter--Kayko, for someone so smart, you sure can be dense.
Shirzuru: Enough with emotional hour, feel like shaeing? Then let's share a few brewskies!
Koto: Ah, yes. A person who needs no introduction, the resident bad-ass of the Tournment!
Yusuke: Hasn't changed one friggin' bit.
Yusuke: Hello! Guess that's why they're called Spirit Warriors!
Younger Toguro: If you don't mind, I'd like to fight against you team single handedly.
Name(?): What are you saying? Don't you have a team?
Younger Toguro: Of course, but they happen to be extremely lazy and they don't want to fight.
Botan: That could leave a mark.
Kuwabara: Yeah, I really don't think Toguro would survive if he got trapped under one of those stomps. It's like gettin' hit with a wrecking ball!
Name(?): But I was suppose to kill Yusuke.
Younger Toguro: Must have been a misunderstanding. That boy is reserved for me.
Kuwabara: Urameshi, yeah, I really hope you get your power back soon. And then, like, multiply it by a hundred.
Blue Orge: I can't imagine people being unfair and mean, like stealing someone's food, for example.
Koenma: I'm not mean!
Yusuke: What's your problem Kuwabara? You don't like croissants? Stupid name, but they taste good.
Yusuke: Our fight is starting soon. And demons aren't exactly trusting. They'd never let us fight alone.
Kuwabara: Yeah, I guess that's true.
Name(?): Now let's go kick some ass!
Yusuke: Looks like we have a fan.
Koenma: I'd say I'm a little more than that, Yusuke.
Yusuke: So, sucker-mouth, what are you doing here?
Koenma: One, I'm you Spirit Dective boss. Two, I'm the owner of you team, and three, I have a way to help.
Koenma: Hopefully the Spirit Wave Technique will be enough in this fight.
Yusuke: Right, Spirit Wave. Never actually perfected that one. We were busy.
Koenma: He didn't complete his training with Genkai? I have a feeling this fight could be messy.
Kurama: Seems the docotor's team has gotten lost.
Hiei: Yes, what a horrible coincidence for us both.
Kuwabara: Urameshi, they're for real.
Yusuke: Fox-girls?
Yusuke: What about you? Don't the ugly pointy-eared trolls like to fight, too?
Dr.Ichigaki: A human's Spirit Power on cruise control!
Yusuke: Does it come with A/C?
Demon fans: Tear off his fingers! Shove 'em down his throat!
Yusuke: Damn, well, at least the fans are getting creative.
Shizuru: Be careful bro, okay? Don't get so caught up with their well-being, that you forget about your own.
Demon fans: Uh, I don't want to sound like a traitor or anything but maybe we should cheer for Hiei.
Shizuru: Look at it this way. If demons did have toilets, would you really want to sit on them?
Kayko: That's a very good point.
Shizuru: Before I start blabbering, your name is Yukina, right?
Yukina: Yes, I sorry. Do I know you?
Shizuru: Not yet, but I've got a brother who won't shut up about you.
Yukina: So then, are you Kuzuma's older sister?
Hiei: Yes, but eligible and able are two different words.
Kuwabara: Bite my ankles, shorty!
Kurama: To think they could one day be in-laws.
(EV)Hiei: You talk, you die.
(JV)Hiei: Tell her, if you don't want to live.
Genkai: Fruitcake.
Hiei: This idiot makes Kuwabara seem smart.
Kurama: I admit, I'm embarassed listening to him.
Hiei: I don't get what's so funny.
Kurama: I thought clowns made everybody else laugh.
Kurama: Naturally my eyes could follow every inch of Genkai's movement.
Hiei: I saw the whole thing too.
Hiei: And only 500 seconds too late to matter.
Hiei: So which is more humiliating, losing to an old man, or to a clown.
Kuwabara: A clown, definitly worst to a clown.
(EV) means English Version (JV) means Japanese Version